Movie reviews

KING ARTHUR: LEGEND OF THE SWORD

Watchable. Guy Ritchie should stick to the gangster genre. His King Arthur is a bandit, a liar and probably a pimp too, with an ultra-modern hair-cut and a beard giving him a hipster look. The film has got great music but so modern that, apart from the main song, it's completely incongruous with the story located in Londinium of the 4th or 5th century AD. Curiously, the term graffiti is used and while it gives a present-day feel, it's in fact ancient. Also, a Chinese teaching kung fu may seem out of place, yet it has some grounds in facts. As recently as in 2016, Chinese skeletons from Roman times were discovered on the site of Londinium. While no one knows what the Chinese were doing there, it gives a wide field for interpretation and triggers imagination. The movie got its release in 2017 so the discovery must have come up during research for the production.

BAYWATCH

Watchable. Good fun for this time of year, beautifully shot. Plenty of summer and enough entertainment to forgive its flaws. I love Priyanka Chopra and I've stated many times she's the most beautiful Bollywood actress. However, now at the age of 34 and starring in Hollywood, she's had botox injected in her face - you just can't mistake this disfigurement with anything else. Most of humour is of primitive variety, like somebody's balls getting stuck in a deck-chair or someone else throwing up. Well, I know vomiting in water is realistic as I've heard it from a professional diver who had done it. Still, it doesn't amuse me. Luckily, a number of jokes are based on references to the previous "Baywatch" series as well as to other movies. So there are David Hasselhoff' and Pamela Anderson's cameos, busty girls run in slow motion and the bustier the girl, the slower mo it is and Mitch calls a new recruit, by Zach Effron, "Hey, High School Musical!" Matt Brady is pretty and as daft as a brush. Great summer music by the Americanoes, With the Quickness and plenty of others.

The "Blade Runner 2049" trailer looks superb - I can't wait to see the movie.

TUBELIGHT

Recommended. Looks like the version shown in Poland is half an hour shorter than the original. Anyway, it was just over two hours, nothing close to three. From the credits I can see that digital de-aging has inevitably reached Bollywood too. Better this than botox. The movie is family type but with lots of action, you just never get bored. Salman Khan in a comedy role playing also with his image - you never know if he has a superpower or just believes to have: "Is he going to stir up another earthquake? Hold on to the railing!" Very uplifting, full of warmth but touches your heart as well. True, first-class Bollywood.

The last two movies in super-comfy seats of Cinema City. Luckily, apart from one screen in Arkadia, other Warsaw cinemas of the chain have retained their comfort I like so much.

개를 훔치는 완벽한 방법 (HOW TO STEAL A DOG)

Recommended. The children are disarmingly silly. There's a crime plot, dogs, obviously, plenty of family warmth, serious undertones about families falling apart for different reasons and on various lines, seeking fulfillment in life, personal freedom, whether money brings happiness or just fills a void, funny police pursuit scenes and scheming to steal a living animal. Both funny and sad. I just wished it lasted longer. The one mid-credit completing the story didn't quench my thirst for more.