Thursday 31 October 2013

YIN SHI NAN NU (EAT, DRINK, MAN, WOMAN)

Watchable. While it's a predominantly serene movie about family and love, it would have been better as a pure comedy. The number of unexpected marriages and faintings is the movie's biggest asset.

Wednesday 30 October 2013

AVATAR 4D

Watchable. My 1st time at 4D but my 4th time at "Avatar" is no doubt reflected in my impressions. The 4D effects are really good: blasts of cold wind, scents of the Pandoran forest and of fruit, water sprinkled on you and gusts of wind above your head when a hero gets hit in the head, all of that on top of regular motion simulation. The screen is of regular size, no match for Imax but with proper 3D depth. It's only the story that has worn off for me. Altogether it was good fun which should feel even better at a brand new movie.


Saturday 26 October 2013

NIGHT FILM MARATHON: A NIGHT OF HORRORS

EVIL DEAD (2013)

Watchable. A class B movie where the demon rises a ridiculous number of times. Once you start, adrenaline keeps you watching but it's so stupid it's better not to start at all.

THE CONJURING

Recommended. The first time ever I shrieked out of fear at the cinema. And no one laughed at me.

WORLD WAR Z

Watchable. An interesting concept, fast action moving across the world, lots of suspense and a puzzle to resolve. One of the best zombie movies. Only the cheesy family bits spoil the effect.

MAMA

Watchable. Fascinating at the beginning, interesting in the middle, with a totally ludicrous ending.

Thursday 24 October 2013


NIGHT FILM MARATHON: A NIGHT OF LOTR DIRECTOR'S CUT

Watchable. While the extra bits are beautiful and glorious, 12 hours in the Middle-earth is far too long. Each part is so protracted it should be cut into two halves. I drank a sea of overpriced Coke, tried to spot all elements copied by J.K. Rowling in "Harry Potter" later on, gently practised belly-dancing moves in my seat and I still dozed off for a while watching the last installment.


THE CONGRESS

Recommended. If not for Ari Folman, responsible for "Vals Im Bashir" ("Waltz With Bashir"), then for the grand vision and psychological insight by Stanislaw Lem, on whose book it's based, this multi-level science-fiction is a league of its own.


ADWOKAT W ROLI GLOWNEJ (ADVOCATE IN THE LEADING ROLE):

BEZ KONCA (1984)

Watchable. You've got two main characters: one female and one male. The woman's story is unusual enough to keep one interested, the man's is too political and ideological for my taste.

THE VERDICT (1982)

Recommended. A realistic trial and its backstage with truly Hollywood-style truth prevailing in the end.

TO KILL A MOCKING BIRD (1962)

Watchable. The trial is shown too superficially and a bigger part of the film is about children, not the crime. I guess I kept watching because of mysterious props placed here and there in the plot.


GRAVITY 3D

Watchable. Back to SF. Well, taken recent technological developments, more of a space-located drama than fantasy. First you get the message that nice views of the Earth (I had a feeling I was watching my business card or fanpage for over an hour - www.facebook.com/apteacher1) won't compensate for problems with the equipment and vehicles (which reminded me of my first and last attempt at diving). Then you get to admire Sandra Bullock's impressive muscles. Then it gets cheesy. Later you see some action again. And finally the saviour emerges out of water like a prehistoric reptile hence symbolising evolution. It's all not deep enough to sway me off my feet but nothing shallow. More like a docudrama about what could happen to someone working out there. I guess it may look better at Imax but I'm happy I didn't go for 4D - it would have been a bumpy ride, a giroscope last year was fine but enough.