Friday, 20 June 2025

KINOOCEANY. TYDZIEN FILMU PORTUGALSKIEGO (PORTUGUESE CINEMA WEEK IN POLAND) 2025

20-29 June this year marks the first Portuguese cinema event in Warsaw. Both weekends will be dedicated to classics, weekday screenings to relatively new productions. Whether from 2015 or 2023, the movies talk about Lisbon or the countryside, the mass migration to France or Switzerland in the 1960s. Many feature Cape Verdean music. A showcase of the Portuguese world as it is nowadays and of how it's been formed. All movies are screened in Portuguese with Polish subtitles, no English version.

Sunday, 1 June 2025

THE LEGEND OF OCHI

The director used to make music videos before, the Ochi are puppets, no CGIs.


Watchable. Shot in the Carpathian Mountains of Romania, with animatronics as the Ochi, it's modern day fantasy. The story is set "on an island on the Black Sea" and characters bear names that seemed regional to Americans, so there is a Petro but also a Yuri who's a girl. Apart from a few moments of cuteness, the plot is straightforward, grim and gloomy. It feels protracted, the ideas would have sufficed for a short film.


KAYARA


Watchable. Quite a standard animation about a girl fighting patriarchy to follow her career dream. Attractive, Disneyesque animation.

Sunday, 4 May 2025

AFRYKAMERA 2023

SIRA


Recommended. First it presents strikingly colourful life of Sahel nomads - beautifully shot, enchanting. Next comes a brutal kidnapping, a poignant scene of a rape, the ensuing partly-realistic partly-adventure story is griping. Women collaborate with Boko Haram. Other than a ban on singing, there's no Islam in it - that's juxtaposed with one of early scenes where the nomads prey.


SHIMONI (THE PIT)


Watchable. A Kenyan movie about a childhood sexual abuse trauma where the protagonist is a man who's served 7 years in prison for killing his pregnant wife - it's never explained why he did it. While the contact with the former abuser develops the story, each scene is overlong, they just cut too late each time. 


بنات ألفة (FOUR DAUGHTERS)


Watchable. I got to the screening minimally late. The documentary is meant to be therapeutical for the protagonists so they enact parts as a drama with actors. The result is personal, thorough, but overtalked. Little else is shown, only very brief and few news excerpts. All these young women are strikingly beautiful. It's interesting to learn how women were scared into wearing hijabs, how helpless households without a man are in Tunesia, how women perpetuate the oppression, especially uneducated ones, how 15-year-old unqualified girls married terrorists from Daesh. All those accounts, however, don't fully explain the girls' motivations. The documentary doesn't quite cut it, it's thorough, detailed, but presents a limited perspective of uneducated women. It could do with a wider context, an expert commentary, e.g. by a psychologist. What are the actresses for, if the story comes from the family anyway? Even if it's therapeutical for the women, the actresses are needless for viewers. 


وداعاً جوليا (GOODBYE JULIA)


Recommended. Pierre de Villiers' excellent cinematography, محمد كردفاني's (Mohamed Kordofani's) direction and everyone's convincing acting create a gripping drama of deceit, guilt, atonement, patriarchy, as well as the relations between the Sudanese North and South. The director dedicates his movie to his father, Cpt. Kordofani.


MON PERE, LE DIABLE (OUR FATHER, THE DEVIL) AND Q&A WITH DIRECTOR ELLIE FOUMBI AND ACTRESS BABETIDA SADJO


Recommended. A former child soldier and rape survivor regains control. Wonderfully shot. A posh chef is the protagonist - you don't expect the twist. Psychologically true. 


The director is from Cameroon but lives in New York. Her father worked for the UN in Rwanda. She's also an actress and she put herself in child soldiers' shoes. In the actress' face she saw she had lived through things, she didn't do anything, "there was just so much going on through her face". The actress says you have to give yourself when acting. The actress tried to stay connected to Marie's emotions in the love scene. "When you have access to love, you can't make war" so that's how "the soldier let down her weapons". All played by the script, no impro - both the director and the actress felt it. The director whispered to the actors so that their acting partners wouldn't know those directions. She was protective of her actors and technicians. The crew was aware of the importance of the issues. The director had interviewed 40 rape victims for another project in the past - they had been research for a film she had co-written and had been to co-direct but which never happened - and their answers had been all the same.  A psychiatrist after a screening said she got all those symptoms right. The director built on the colour palette of the town. The lighting was mostly natural, even in interiors. She's thinking of making some movie here in Warsaw, Poland. The actress has just finished a short film. Now both the director and the actress are working on a sci-fi horror and a thriller on an ending marriage. 



STRZEPY (SHREDS)


Watchable. Why are they hiding meat in the snow if they're there to take photos of herbivores? Why is she using the toilet right next to the bath her partner is in? That's gross! The grandfather enters the room when the couple are making love - pathetic. No idea what the dog subplot is for. Then the ill old man pees in the lecture room where he's teaching - gross again. Why does the action suddenly jump a few months forward? And avoids informing viewers of the diagnosis doing so? Even though it's dynamic, It's a typical Polish drama in the sense it's not always clear who does what, let alone why. The ending's shocking. But the whole movie is a horrifying and unsettling picture of what Alzheimer's disease (or whatever it was since the diagnosis is never given) is like. 


Reviewed from the distributor's screener, cinematic reception might differ.



AFRYKAMERA 2023


AFROSHOSHORTS: DIASPORA  AND Q&A WITH "HEMATOMA" DIRECTOR/ACTRESS BABETIDA SADJO 


TEJU'S TALE


Recommended. A powerful tale of what African nurses had to go through a few decades ago - the racism was unbelievable.


HERE ENDS THE WORLD WE'VE KNOWN


Watchable. The story of the unity of fate of Indians and Africans in the Antilles under the French rule in Guyana is original, brutal, only marred by the Indian woman's wooden acting. Hard-hitting anyway. 


PEMA


Recommended. Colourful outfits and lives of a family clash with the black clothes and constant tiredness of a depressed member. What lies beneath are the cultural approaches to the issue: white and black ways of treatment differ too. 


SET LAM


Watchable. Visually breathtaking but with tiring narration, hard to focus on the story. 


HEMATOME (HEMATOMA)


Watchable. Not entirely clear but wonderfully acted by Babetida Sadjo, with quality music and with mesmerising cinematography by Matthieu Fabbri which don't overshadow the topical issue: sexual misconduct, not rape, suspended sentence. 


The actress Babetida Sadjo, born in Guinea-Bissau, at the age of 12 moved to Vietnam and at the end of her adolescence to Belgium. Now she's living in Brussels with her 2 kids. She used to be very poor, she suffered famine in childhood, but people would sit and tell stories. The actress provided her interpretation of the story. The father character is not scary because people "never saw it coming", "really him?!" It's the stepfather so he can be white. Judith's braid was made like Medusa's. The victim is condemned till the end of her life but has short time to report the crime.


GIRL


Watchable. Excellent cinematography, decent music - the end credits song is wonderful - make a Glasgow housing estate almost fairy-tale like, especially that a friendly school girlfriend and neighbour are fabulous goodies. The story, a bit stilted at times, is about a trauma - the past incident is never shown, emphasis being given on fear rather. Mother-daughter rituals and the mother's panic attacks repeat, which is tedious film-wise. Lack of clarity of the cause deprives the movie of its meaning. 



NEXT GOAL WINS


Recommended. It's not just big names like Taika Waititi, Michael Fassbender or Elisabeth Moss. All the Samoans are acted even better - perfect in comedy, they make the movie. The enchanting landscapes are Oahu ones, it wasn't shot in American Samoa but is so sunny, positive, often hilarious e.g. when a Samoan says the coach is like a white kid lost in a mall, including the post-credit scene where the narrator attempts to walk on water and swears when he falls in, it's all great fun. Without the need to know anything about football. It also makes you want to take on any challenge and achieve.


君たちはどう生きるか (THE BOY AND THE HERON)


Watchable. Typical for Studio Ghibli animation with a typical for 宮崎 駿 (Hayao Miyazaki) storyline where the human protagonist must set out on a journey to a fantasy land. The story is oneiric. If you delve into the meanings, it's about heritage, doing what's right, being decent, but also dealing with mourning and issues of power. Annoying birds of all sorts mar the movie. Of course, their unpredictability is original but they're kind-of-scary, the boy attacks the grey heron from the start, before we and he even knows how nasty the creature is, so it's not a fairy tale. A quiet, calm movie but nothing truly captivating in it.  


MOTSTANDAREN (OPPONENT)


Watchable. First nearly an hour of moral preaching about how hard refugees' journeys and attempts to get the status in Europe are and "Brokeback Mountain" with the difference the men are wrestlers, not cowboys, but the pattern is the same, even if the enaction in not quite in its class: leaving a family from time to time to stay with a man. Then moral preaching on refugees is intertwined with a gay movie. The eponymous opponent is in turns Swedish, Iranian and for the whole time his own alter ego. The refugee layer becomes a serious condemnation of the asylum system which keeps people waiting endlessly and wasting their professional skills. Not everything is clear in the movie though, but that's because of an unknown timeline or the order of events, while most appears to be linear, some fragments don't make sense, unless they go back in time occasionally. Swedish winter and reindeer are sparsely served but compelling. Still, this wrestler is not fit for an Oscar.


Reviewed from the distributor's screener, cinematic reception might differ.


SOUND OF FREEDOM 


Recommended. Life imitates art, as Oscar Wilde would say. The riveting action is so movie-like, it's hard to believe it's based on a true story. You learn of the scale of child trafficking operations, why they're so successful and state institutions powerless. The story about a guy who went the extra mile opens with angelic music. Next comes a shocking twist of action, already before the opening credits. Each scene is evocatively shot, intense, gripping. Top-notch cinematography enhances the climate. Bill Camp as Vampiro and Jim Caviezel as Tim Ballard stand out even among the all-superb adult and child cast. It's probably the most incredible movie of the year 2023. A shock follows a shock throughout the plot, e.g. it's a fact Miss Cartagena Kelly Suárez was charged with pimping and pandering minors to pedophiles. The final shock is the statistics given in the ending.


Reviewed from the distributor's screener, cinematic reception might differ.


KONSKI OGON (THE HORSE TAIL)


Director Justyna Łuczaj says she found the male lead on the street and the female lead on the Internet and spent 2 years persuading her to act in it. 


Walked out. Amateurish cinematography, make-up (especially men's eyes and faces), location choice and set decor mean everyone and everything looks ugly. The sound, though clear, is weirdly recorded. The lack of plot is exacerbated by occasional bizarre visual or sound effects. And when you think it couldn't get any worse, you get a pornographic picture of a spread eagle and a horse's penis. A whole team of people worked on it and obtained funding. So why does it look like someone has defecated this film? It's pathetic, revolting, just appalling. 


SAINT OMER


Watchable. The beginning, with a literature lecturer, is lacklustre. The court case starts more promisingly, especially since the accused admits committing the crime but doesn't know why she did it. What follows, however, is droning on and on about her life, little to do with the actual murder. And the story within a story - the lecturer and book author listens to the court proceedings, then replaying recordings in her room - is double dull. Protracted and disappointing. Overtalked. Instead of a courtroom drama, blabbering about depression and absent fathers. Men's indifference to their lovers is the underlying cause. The final speech of the counsel for the defence is special. The very ending, though, is bland.


Reviewed from the distributor's screener, cinematic reception might differ.


USKYLD (INNOCENCE)


Watchable. A documentary on army service in the eyes of Israeli children and teenagers. The picture that emerges is similar to what we had in communist Poland when army service was obligatory and many youngsters didn't want to waste years in the army, some opposed killing. The difference is Israel is in permanent war. And they feel like pawns because it's not up to them. What's more, some of them are killed, even during training, e.g. accidentally shot. On the other hand, Israeli army appears to be of high quality, with commanders demanding but supportive to the learners so they come out physically fit and mentally well-organised. As for a documentary, it's not very informative, poetic rather. 


Seen courtesy of Canal+.


THIS IS GOING TO HURT EP. 2


Recommended. This time the doctor confesses disastrous mistakes ruining patients' health or subjecting them to extra pain and risks - shocking. On the other hand, patients' health offers great twists of action.


EP. 3


Recommended. Brilliant dialogues. An official's visit when everything goes wrong. And a violence alarm. Riveting. 


Seen courtesy of Canal+.


ARTEKINO FESTIVAL 2023


LADYBITCH


Watchable. The German drama is about preparing a theatrical play but the twist is the director subtly harasses the women sexually and that's the main development. So realistic at first I thought it might be documentary. Towards the end, when a female supervisor fails to take action, the troupe rebels. Gets you thinking if that is the solution: the group needs to speak out. 


.DOG


Switched off. The Cypriot drama consists of very masculine pastimes which is boring and a man shoots a dog which is highly disturbing. I just couldn't stomach it any more. 



3 JOURS MAX (ONLY 3 DAYS LEFT)


Recommended. Hilarious from the opening where, among other blunders of the special agent trainee, the protagonist forgets to take the bomb he was supposed to drive away. But even before that and later throughout the film, gags abound: at least one hilarious act per minute. Superb comedian cast from "Alibi.com" in the main roles ensure acting perfection. Tarek Boudali has written, directed and appeared as Rayane. Cervoni - the chess champion in the movie - in reality is the surname of one of the producers. In one scene Franck Gastambide, a Vin Diesel lookalike, steals the show. The action takes you to Abu Dhabi and Mexico. Lots of Easter eggs for movie buffs of various generations provide extra entertainment. The whole script is just supersmart. 


Reviewed from the distributor's screener, cinematic reception might differ.

Wednesday, 30 April 2025

HUDSON & REX SEASON 1 EPISODE 2

Watchable. It strongly diverts from "Kommissar Rex" - it's thoroughly modern and thoroughly  American. John Reardon is relatively good-looking but doesn't make for a convincing pet owner. More of the dog this time and he's superb. Just the human-canine chemistry is missing. But the plot is more interesting this time. Though, talking about parkour, it could actually show some. The officer is going to do a dog training which sounds promising movie-wise.


Available on FilmBox+ and Stopklatka in English or with a Polish voice over.

Monday, 28 April 2025

HUDSON & REX SEASON 1 EPISODE 1

Watchable. Inspired by superb Austrian "Kommissar Rex", the American series doesn't quite cut it. However much I love dogs and normally enjoy all movies with them, this police drama with a K9 is disappointing. No intro of the dog. He is already there, in action, working for the police. It's only late into the episode that this human partner mentions verbally where the dog is from. The episode story is contrived, especially the hitman and how the dog saves the girl. The lead actor isn't very convincing either with his deadpan face, he even doesn't appear to be a dog person. To cut a long story short, I had serious problems believing any of it. 


Available on FilmBox+ and Stopklatka in English or with a Polish voice over.

Monday, 7 April 2025

HUDSON & REX

Stopklatka and Filmbox+ are showing the latest season of "Hudson & Rex" at 7 p.m. CET Monday to Friday starting tonight. Over the next 3 months I'm going to catch up with previous seasons as well as the new one and let you know if they're worth seeing.

THE SURFER

Watchable. As a thriller where one protagonist strives to make his dream come true at all costs (literally) while cornered by a group of thugs it works: it's gripping, unsettling, you root for the hapless American guy remembering surfing in Australia in childhood. But the social background of who the thugs are and their motivation is far-fetched. All this toxic masculinity is over-the-top and disturbing. But men in the audience applauded the movie at the end so maybe it rings some bells for them. There's a voice-only post-credit saying: "You either surf it or you get wiped out". That clarifies the protagonist's hellbent motivation when anyone else would have given up.

Tuesday, 25 March 2025

WATCH DOCS 2023

SZWEDY. INNEGO LOSU NIE MAMY (THE SWEDES. THE ONLY FATE WE HAVE) AND Q&A WITH DIRECTOR ROBERT KOWALSKI


Watchable. Daily life of fighting soldiers: shaky camera and ground in battle, sleeping and eating in an abandoned house in a village in between. And they're highly motivated, feel responsible for the rest of the society. That's it. Skippable.


The director says their duty is to sleep and eat as much as they can just to be ready.


20 ДНІВ У МАРІУПОЛІ (20 DAYS IN MARIUPOL) AND Q&A WITH SOME OF PROTAGONISTS


By the time of the December 2023 screening 60% of Ukrainians lost a close one in the war, among Mariupolans most likely 100%. 90% buildings in Mariupol were destroyed, only some one-family houses were left. A bomb pit could be 7 meters deep, 70 meters wide. Somebody in a cellar of an 8-storey building was killed by a bomb which pierced it. 


Recommended. An unflinching look at and the truth about the first 20 days of constant bombings of Mariupol: killed babies, a saved newborn, bodies thrown into mass graves - at least 25 thousand killed. But also a dog trembling, terrified even when cuddled to his owner. Despair, fear, but also lack of information.


WATCH DOCS 2023 ONLINE


VERGISS MEYN NICHT (LONELY OAKS)


I only managed to see the first 25 minutes before midnight (the end of the festival online) but I doubted I would continue much longer. While the laudation when the film won the Green Dog Award said it was investigative journalism, all I saw was a presentation of how tree-dwelling activists spend their time. Boring. Other than the necessity to abseil, nothing I wouldn't have known already.



AKADEMIA PANA KLEKSA (KLEKS ACADEMY)


Walked out. It takes one trope from each: "The Lord of the Rings", "Harry Potter", "Avatar" and turns into junk. The contrived plot, cinematography hazing backgrounds, theatrical acting style of Tomasz Kot, Piotr Fronczewski, Sebastian Stankiewicz and wooden by Antonina Litwiniuk as Ada Niezgódka, tacky costumes and decor are just pathetic. Repeating fecal jokes doesn't help. Ah, and it looks and sounds archaic. Plenty of outdated child songs from the 1984 original with only occasional modern techno bits render it not only old-fashioned but also quite odd. And why have they hired Sebastian Stankiewicz at all if the non-human shape of the bird is actually fine? And the girl supposedly brought up in New York City can't pronounce "Saturday" correctly. Probably the first movie I didn't stick out till the end even half-lying in a Dream screening room.


MAESTRO


Walked out. Leonard Bernstein had a perfect life. He was successful from the start, both professionally and with his crush. He continued being immensely popular and loved by his own wife and kids years later. What a bore! His troubled childhood doesn't ring true in the slightest.


ARGENTINA 1985


Recommended. A gripping courtroom drama with some funny situations - all based on facts. Also a chance to learn more about the 1976-1983 junta rule. Leaves you upbeat since it's a case which started sentencing over a thousand torturers.


IL COLIBRI (HUMMINGBIRD)


Switched off. Very ordinary people: a family and their friends. Nothing unusual.


Reviewed from the distributor's screener, cinematic reception might differ.



AFRYKAMERA 2023


KADDU BEYKAT (LETTER FROM MY VILLAGE)


Walked out. A black and white 1975 etnographic documentary created when Africans discovered they could make movies too. The sort of films I watched in childhood when few people knew anything about Africa. Pointless nowadays. 


ANTS AND THE GRASSHOPPER


Watchable. Two worlds clash in this documentary where Malawi women try to persuade men to help with women's chores on the one hand and to persuade Americans to change their lifestyles because of the climate change already palpably hitting Africa. The realities of haves and have-nots are worlds apart and that's more striking. The economic gap is tear-jerking. A smart documentary. And depressing, though quite etnographic.


BLESSED BY SUNLIGHT


Watchable. This 14-minute story is just a pretext to show the problem of albino people whose bodies, believed to have magic properties, can be sold for up to $75 000 for the whole or individual body parts for less. Very simple moral preaching.


SINGELI MOVEMENT: GREED FOR SPEED


Watchable. The music sounds all the same, though surrounding at some point. The twerk danced to it is the main attraction. But bizarre visual and sound effects and peculiar editing - no story, an accidental arrangement of the material, no ending - ruin the documentary.



FERRARI 


Watchable. It's more like "Marriage Story" (reviewed here in the past) than "Le Mans'66". The racing and funding aspects are certainly more engaging than the protracted unfaithful husband story. I seriously considered walking out. The infidelity resulting in a son out of wedlock matters business-wise but the proportions of marital issues to car racing are just skewed. About half an hour towards the end comes one graphic sequence of a racing accident - shocking in such a bland movie. No adrenaline though. This Ferrari hasn't gained enough speed.

Sunday, 23 March 2025

전우치 (THE TAOIST WIZARD) (2009)

The movie's based on the exploits of a real wizard from the 조선 (Choson era). When he died, 3 days later his sister found the grave without the body, just the casket was left. 


Watchable. The magic and time travel disappoint with lame visual effects and a sketchy plot. The cultural differences of 500 years apart could have been put to a better use.


WATCH DOCS 2023


LIBERTATE (FREEDOM)


Watchable. This Romanian feature based on the facts of the 1989/90 Revolution when dictator Ceaușescu was overthrown depicts the mayhem.


YOU HAVE TO BE HERE TO BELIEVE


Watchable. Two joyful gay activists, together with other staff, persuade Hungarians to invalidate a ridiculous referendum. Successfully. Interesting how positive they remain facing a campaign of hatred. But the whole film is not particularly exciting to Poles who have recently invalidated another ludicrous referendum. The method was different though: we would refuse to take the ballot paper, Hungarians would X both 'yes' and 'no' at each question.



IT'S A WONDERFUL KNIFE


Watchable. A new festive slasher, this one for Christmas and both the original and the Polish title are puns with a cultural reference. The Polish translation of the movie by Anna Adamska is remarkably good as well, if you read subtitles. Clear division for goodies and baddies from the start facilitates understanding this modern version of the 1936 masterpiece "It's a Wonderful Life". It's a slasher so it lacks the sophistication of the original, it's just a new take on the slasher genre. The town and family changed under the greedy villain's rule resemble "Back to the Future II"'s changed Hill Valley. With a further original twist, mild violence as for the genre, it feels more like light Christmas fun. But it's good to watch the first half an hour carefully to enjoy the rest even more. And its Easter eggs. It's relatively simple and stereotypical but enjoyable.  


Reviewed from the distributor's screener, cinematic reception might differ.

Saturday, 22 March 2025

WATCH DOCS 2023

GRASSHOPPER REPUBLIC


Watchable. This documentary sees the whole process of grasshopper hunting: first free insects on the one hand - in close-ups, while people work hard setting up traps. Next lots of Uganda: other insects, birds, daily lives in the background: their business dealings, hopes to become millionaires, while treating eyesight-threatening damage to the pupils and skin from the lamps luring the insects - "I don't know a poor person who isn't strong."  Then the whole hunt - mesmerising as the green grasshoppers swarm against lit night sky. Finally wholesale and retail. Quite ordinary in a large part too. But mesmerising electronic music and beautifully shot all sorts of weather mean the film is atmospheric in spite of being slow. 


And outside the festival:

LES GARDIENNES DE LA PLANETE (WHALE NATION)


Recommended. Narrated by Jean Dujardin in the original and by singer Margaret in the Polish version, it's a nature documentary where a big cinema screen is a must. But it's not even the visuals and whale songs that matter, it's their history told from their perspective. Unique.

Friday, 21 March 2025

WATCH DOCS 2023

SUTNJA RAZUMA (SILENCE OF REASON) AND Q&A WITH DIRECTOR


Watchable. Constant white noise makes it hard to focus on reading the court statements of the women who were abused by Serbian soldiers in rape camps. They're all the same: they were raped repeatedly according to age, starting from teenage girls, initially they'd be lied to they were being taken to safety.


90% of war rape survivors are stigmatised as if guilty of it, so patriarchal is the society. Testifying at the ICTY is complex, you have to prove you went through it, more than 30% of the women testified in order to change the fate of women. The first black female judge in history was judging the case. 


РАДЗІМА (MOTHERLAND) AND Q&A


Watchable. Protracted but at times clearly showing that hazing in the military leads to cruelty towards civilians in Belarus. A conscript's letters from the army are the core and often hit you harder than the news of the deadly injuries suffered by the ones who got killed during compulsory service. Daily life incidents are important too. The soldier's mates play a role as well. The mothers of the dead admirably sought justice but their mourning is overlong in this documentary. 


The army service in Belarus takes 1.5 years. Officer's insignia are acquired not in Belarus but in Russian military academies. 


WATCH DOCS 2023 ONLINE


SCONOSCIUTI PURI (PURE UNKNOWN)


Recommended. Her dogs are adorable, her work remarkable. Cristina Cattaneo is a forensic scientist striving to identify the bodies of illegal migrants sunk in the sea, victims of human trafficking and other difficult to solve cases spanning a few countries.



ANNA NO ZALKALNIEM (LITTLE ANNA) 


Recommended. The Latvian adaptation of Lucy Maud Montgomery's famous book looks so Canadian you could be mistaken for the location. It's dubbed in Polish in this country so the language won't reveal it. Shot with numerous close-ups, with a perfectly selected cast, realistic yet alluring colours.